Spilling Things And Falling Over

by The Bonkers

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released September 16, 2005

Written and performed by Joe Binks & Becky Bowler.

With special guests :
Track 1 - Dave Woodcock
Track 2 - Louise Toy
Track 9 - Tommy Binks
Track 13 - Vicky Wells

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The Bonkers Sheffield, UK

The Bonkers formed in 2004 after lots of Devon Cider.
We wrote a few silly songs about cheese and nipples.
Lots of things that probably made sense at the time.

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Track Name: Listen To Lu
LISTEN TO LU by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

Listen to Lu
She knows what to do

Don't listen to Jim
Cos nothing rhymes with him

(AD-LIB PIRATES)

Listen to Lu
She knows what to do

Don't listen to Jim
Cos nothing rhymes with him

(AD-LIB MORE PIRATES)

Listen to Lu
She knows what to do

Don't listen to Jim
Cos nothing rhymes with him

(AD-LIB EVEN MORE PIRATES)

I'll put your eyeballs on sticks !
Track Name: Stripey Jane
STRIPEY JANE by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2004

Stripey Jane with your stripey hair, Stripey Jane dancing in the air

Stripey Jane, Stripey Jane, Stripey Jane, Oh Yeah

Stripey Jane with your mucky nose, Stripey Jane with your bright pink toes

Stripey Jane, Stripey Jane, Stripey Jane, Oh Yeah
Track Name: Tiny Bonker And The Sandwich Dragon
TINY BONKER AND THE SANDWICH DRAGON by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

If you look up into the night sky, you will see millions and millions of stars and planets.
And they're all different, just like cheeses are all different. There's edam and brie and cheddar and bavarian smoked ham cheese.

Different people will like different sorts of cheeses, all over the universe. Isn't it lovely how all these people with different tastes manage to live in harmony with each other..

But anyway... up in the night sky is the planet where The Bonkers live. They are usually happy little things - living in their caves, inventing strange inventions and making unearthly music.

Look ! There's Tiny Bonker playing with his twanger. Mummy Bonker has got her hands over her ears. She thinks Tiny Bonker's done enough practising for today.

Maybe you should go and get sandwich, Tiny Bonker, before you make Mummy Bonker cross?

So Tiny Bonker goes off down into the caves to find the Sandwich Dragon.

What is the Sandwich Dragon doing ? He's making a giant sandwich.

What has it got in it ?

Cheese... lots of different kinds of cheese.

Tiny Bonker doesn't like cheese.
How can you not like cheese ?
Everyone likes cheese ??
Well, Tiny Bonker doesn't like any cheese. It makes him poorly.

Just try a little bit. This is a new special cheese that the Sandwich Dragon has been making. It's called John.
Tiny Bonker thinks that's a silly name.

Oh dear... I think the Sandwich Dragon is getting very upset.

What's that???
It looks like a giant piece of space-ham.
Maybe Tiny Bonker could have the spece-ham in his sandwich ?

Ah..look at that... now Tiny Bonker and the Sandwich Dragon are happy with their own different sandwiches.
Track Name: Devon Cider (radio edit)
DEVON CIDER

by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2004

We're f**ked off our faces on Devon Cider

We're f**ked off our faces on Devon Cider

We're f**ked off our faces on Devon Cider

And now we're going home
Track Name: Soggy Bread Romance
SOGGY BREAD ROMANCE by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

Floaty, flirty ducks with shiny hats, nibbled on some soggy bread

It was all really civilised, until Mr Duck said :

"Hey Lady Duck come and share my crust, And participate in some Bread Lust !"

Floaty, flirty ducks with shiny hats, jumped on Lady Duck

It was an orgy of quackers, Cos they all wanted a look

"Hey Lady Duck come and share my crust, And participate in some Bread Lust !"

A bouncing dog was there too
Track Name: Bang Bang Bang
BANG BANG BANG by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2004

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !

Bang bang bang !
Track Name: The M + S Song
THE M&S SONG

by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

Big baggy pants and bras, big baggy pants and bras

They sell salmon and cheese

And trousers with a crease

There's blouses for your mum

And sandwiches and jam in jars

And..

Big baggy pants and bras, big baggy pants and bras

Some greeting cards are here

And wine and lots of beer

There's houseplants and other flowers

And sausages with special powers

And..

Big baggy pants and bras, big baggy pants and bras

It's great - there's all these things..

But all I can see is...

Big baggy pants and bras, big baggy pants and bras
Track Name: Evil Mango Blues
EVIL MANGO BLUES by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !

Evil Mango !
Track Name: Bingo Trousers
BINGO TROUSERS by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

Dave Brown is just an ordinary man
You couldn't tell him apart from you or I
But Dave has a secret
When Friday night comes around
And he puts on his bingo trousers
He gains superhuman strength
And amazing abilities
He becomes
Bingo Trousers - Superhero !

Cos he's Bingo Trousers
And Bingo Trousers
In his bingo trousers
Will save the world

No job is too small, No villain too large
Just call for Bingo Trousers
If you're in danger, He'll be there

CHORUS

Nothing can stop him, He has no weakness
See how fast he can run
If you're in danger, He'll be there

CHORUS

What's in those trousers? Nobody knows
Does he play bingo?
He doesn't have time, Gotta save the world

CHORUS
Track Name: Broken Knees
BROKEN KNEES by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

© 2005

Whoops I Fell Over Again!
..etc
Track Name: Pigs In Wigs
PIGS IN WIGS by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

In a bar we met some eggs on legs
Very crazy drunken eggs
They had beards of beer
Oh dear!

I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !
I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !

There wasn't much of a queue
There was just us and Doctor Who
Some cheese with knees was playing
On a fiddle with no middle

I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !
I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !

There were some very trendy pigs
They were pigs in wigs
But fashion smells
Said Orson Welles

I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !
I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires ... aw !
Track Name: A Ya Ya Ya
A YA YA YA

by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

Someone stole my shred of sanity and ate it

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

He broke a fingernail in Utopia

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

And wouldn't stop giraffing at my nose

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya

A ya ya ya....etc !!!