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Spilling Things And Falling Over

by The Bonkers

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    Immediate download of 14-track album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire. Also includes JPGs of the complete album artwork. And the original uncensored version of Devon Cider.
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1.
Nipple Badgers 03:12
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Listen To Lu 05:08
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LISTEN TO LU by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2005 Listen to Lu She knows what to do Don't listen to Jim Cos nothing rhymes with him (AD-LIB PIRATES) Listen to Lu She knows what to do Don't listen to Jim Cos nothing rhymes with him (AD-LIB MORE PIRATES) Listen to Lu She knows what to do Don't listen to Jim Cos nothing rhymes with him (AD-LIB EVEN MORE PIRATES) I'll put your eyeballs on sticks !
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Stripey Jane 01:48
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STRIPEY JANE by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2004 Stripey Jane with your stripey hair, Stripey Jane dancing in the air Stripey Jane, Stripey Jane, Stripey Jane, Oh Yeah Stripey Jane with your mucky nose, Stripey Jane with your bright pink toes Stripey Jane, Stripey Jane, Stripey Jane, Oh Yeah
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Tiny Bonker And The Sandwich Dragon 03:20
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TINY BONKER AND THE SANDWICH DRAGON by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2005 If you look up into the night sky, you will see millions and millions of stars and planets. And they're all different, just like cheeses are all different. There's edam and brie and cheddar and bavarian smoked ham cheese. Different people will like different sorts of cheeses, all over the universe. Isn't it lovely how all these people with different tastes manage to live in harmony with each other.. But anyway... up in the night sky is the planet where The Bonkers live. They are usually happy little things - living in their caves, inventing strange inventions and making unearthly music. Look ! There's Tiny Bonker playing with his twanger. Mummy Bonker has got her hands over her ears. She thinks Tiny Bonker's done enough practising for today. Maybe you should go and get sandwich, Tiny Bonker, before you make Mummy Bonker cross? So Tiny Bonker goes off down into the caves to find the Sandwich Dragon. What is the Sandwich Dragon doing ? He's making a giant sandwich. What has it got in it ? Cheese... lots of different kinds of cheese. Tiny Bonker doesn't like cheese. How can you not like cheese ? Everyone likes cheese ?? Well, Tiny Bonker doesn't like any cheese. It makes him poorly. Just try a little bit. This is a new special cheese that the Sandwich Dragon has been making. It's called John. Tiny Bonker thinks that's a silly name. Oh dear... I think the Sandwich Dragon is getting very upset. What's that??? It looks like a giant piece of space-ham. Maybe Tiny Bonker could have the spece-ham in his sandwich ? Ah..look at that... now Tiny Bonker and the Sandwich Dragon are happy with their own different sandwiches.
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Devon Cider (radio edit) 01:55
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DEVON CIDER by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2004 We're f**ked off our faces on Devon Cider We're f**ked off our faces on Devon Cider We're f**ked off our faces on Devon Cider And now we're going home
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Soggy Bread Romance 02:21
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SOGGY BREAD ROMANCE by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2005 Floaty, flirty ducks with shiny hats, nibbled on some soggy bread It was all really civilised, until Mr Duck said : "Hey Lady Duck come and share my crust, And participate in some Bread Lust !" Floaty, flirty ducks with shiny hats, jumped on Lady Duck It was an orgy of quackers, Cos they all wanted a look "Hey Lady Duck come and share my crust, And participate in some Bread Lust !" A bouncing dog was there too
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Bang Bang Bang 01:37
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BANG BANG BANG by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2004 Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang ! Bang bang bang !
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The M + S Song 01:44
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THE M&S SONG by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2005 Big baggy pants and bras, big baggy pants and bras They sell salmon and cheese And trousers with a crease There's blouses for your mum And sandwiches and jam in jars And.. Big baggy pants and bras, big baggy pants and bras Some greeting cards are here And wine and lots of beer There's houseplants and other flowers And sausages with special powers And.. Big baggy pants and bras, big baggy pants and bras It's great - there's all these things.. But all I can see is... Big baggy pants and bras, big baggy pants and bras
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Evil Mango Blues 05:11
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EVIL MANGO BLUES by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2005 Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango ! Evil Mango !
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Bingo Trousers 02:37
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BINGO TROUSERS by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2005 Dave Brown is just an ordinary man You couldn't tell him apart from you or I But Dave has a secret When Friday night comes around And he puts on his bingo trousers He gains superhuman strength And amazing abilities He becomes Bingo Trousers - Superhero ! Cos he's Bingo Trousers And Bingo Trousers In his bingo trousers Will save the world No job is too small, No villain too large Just call for Bingo Trousers If you're in danger, He'll be there CHORUS Nothing can stop him, He has no weakness See how fast he can run If you're in danger, He'll be there CHORUS What's in those trousers? Nobody knows Does he play bingo? He doesn't have time, Gotta save the world CHORUS
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Broken Knees 00:50
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BROKEN KNEES by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler © 2005 Whoops I Fell Over Again! ..etc
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Pigs In Wigs 03:26
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PIGS IN WIGS by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2005 In a bar we met some eggs on legs Very crazy drunken eggs They had beards of beer Oh dear! I have no recollection of any hairdryers You were too busy starting fires ! I have no recollection of any hairdryers You were too busy starting fires ! There wasn't much of a queue There was just us and Doctor Who Some cheese with knees was playing On a fiddle with no middle I have no recollection of any hairdryers You were too busy starting fires ! I have no recollection of any hairdryers You were too busy starting fires ! There were some very trendy pigs They were pigs in wigs But fashion smells Said Orson Welles I have no recollection of any hairdryers You were too busy starting fires ! I have no recollection of any hairdryers You were too busy starting fires ... aw !
13.
A Ya Ya Ya 08:37
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A YA YA YA by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler (c) 2005 A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya Someone stole my shred of sanity and ate it A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya He broke a fingernail in Utopia A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya And wouldn't stop giraffing at my nose A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya A ya ya ya....etc !!!

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released September 16, 2005

Written and performed by Joe Binks & Becky Bowler.

With special guests :
Track 1 - Dave Woodcock
Track 2 - Louise Toy
Track 9 - Tommy Binks
Track 13 - Vicky Wells

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The Bonkers formed in 2004 after lots of Devon Cider.
We wrote a few silly songs about cheese and nipples.
Lots of things that probably made sense at the time.

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