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It's just a collection of funny things that people said, all mished up into a kind of surreal vision of a night out. Or something.

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PIGS IN WIGS by Joe Binks/Becky Bowler

(c) 2005

In a bar we met some eggs on legs
Very crazy drunken eggs
They had beards of beer
Oh dear!

I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !
I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !

There wasn't much of a queue
There was just us and Doctor Who
Some cheese with knees was playing
On a fiddle with no middle

I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !
I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !

There were some very trendy pigs
They were pigs in wigs
But fashion smells
Said Orson Welles

I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires !
I have no recollection of any hairdryers
You were too busy starting fires ... aw !

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from Spilling Things And Falling Over, released September 16, 2005
Recorded 7th? August 2005 in our studio.

Joe - Acoustic guitar, Electric guitar, wind chimes

Becky - Flute

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The Bonkers England, UK

The Bonkers formed in 2004 after lots of Devon Cider.
We wrote a few silly songs about cheese and nipples.
Lots of things that probably made sense at the time.

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